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Absurd SMS Messages And Quotes 2014

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AlFazz To BUhat hain

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AlFazz To BUhat hain Muhbat BaYan karne k liye
Fawad Khan
PAr ju khamOOshi Nai samjh sakta Wo alfaz kia samje gaa…

KiS Tarahn Samayton

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KiS Tarahn Samayton iSS ka Dard ko apne chOte se aanchal Main
HARIS KhAn
Dukh dAyte hue yaar ne zara sa Bhi na socha…

WAsi ki pehLli Shaab

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WAsi ki pehLli Shaab or Unkaa NaaZ Say Kehna

TAHMOOR KHAN

SUch Batao kya Kroge Shama Bujh Janay kay BaaD.

MulaQatein Musalsal Hoon

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MulaQatein Musalsal Hoon tU DilChaspI nahi RehTi
TaHmooR KhAn
BaRay DilcHasP Hoty Hain yeah Bhe TarTEEb YaRaNay

The chance of bread

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The chance of bread faaling with butter is inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet

 

A versus B

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A: Do you want a dirty jike?

B: Yes

A: A horse fell im dirty mud

 

Everything is possible

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Everything is possible in the world?

Exapmple:

Imran Hashmi in jannat

 

Thu hay harjae

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Thu hay harjae thu apna bhe yahee thur sahee
Thu nahe aur sahee aur nahee aur sahee

 

Mummy Mummy can

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Mummy Mummy can i wear a bra now. I am 16 just shut up

 

I don’t love and

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I don’t love and i don’t care, I just married a millionare and if he dies i just no cry, i will fuck another guy

 

 
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