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Absurd SMS Messages And Quotes 2014

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I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe

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I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe
I Juxt Married A Millionair
Nd
If He Dies I Don’t Cry
I Just Fuck Another Guy.

Idiot (Id-Ee-It) N-

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Idiot (Id-Ee-It) N-
One Who Disagreez With U.

Elvis Is Dead

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Elvis Is Dead
Nd
I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.

Little Birdy In The Sky

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Little Birdy In The Sky
Dropped A Poepie In My Eye I Don’t Scream
I Don’t Cry I Thank
The Lord That Cow’s Can’t Fly.

Roses R Red

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Roses R Red
Violets R Blue
Most Poems Ryhm
But This One Doesn’t.

I’m Popey The Sailorman

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I’m Popey The Sailorman
I’m Member Of The Klu Klux Clan
When I Pull The Triger
I Kill A Fucking Nigger I’m Popey
The Sailor Man
Towwet Toeeewt.

I Met A Boy In The State

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I Met A Boy In The State
I Give Him My Hart
He Gave Me Aids.

Can I Wear A Bra Now?

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Mommy Mommy
Can I Wear A Bra Now?
I’m 16 Shut Up
Albert.

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained

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How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
Press Down
How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
*Press Up*.

The Best Anti-Virus Prograam

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The Best Anti-Virus Prograam
4r A Computer Iz SAVE-SEX
Leave The Plastic Cover On
The Floppy When Inserting In Drive.

 
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