Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi

GIRLS vs BOYS
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GIRLS : Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
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Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
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Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
ladka..
“REJECT” mai har ek ko karungi =D
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BOYS : Arz kiya hai,

Koi Ladki hame thukra de to Gum
nahi, :O

Koi Larki hame thukra de to Gum
nahi,
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Are Saala Uss Ladki Ki Maa Ki,

Kismat Footi Jiske “DAAMAAD” Ham Nahi πŸ˜›

1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle

Sweet story… πŸ™‚
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1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute
pehle 2msg kiye..

1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
Main ja raha hu reply fast.. .
1st reply GF ka aaya:”tum kahan
ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me
milenge..
Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua..:'( .

2nd msg dost ka aaya:”abe kaminey akele kaha ja
raha hai
ruk mein bhi aata hu..
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Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola
aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya..

I am Pregnant

After valetine day .
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Girlfrend to Boyfrend:”I am Pregnant..
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Boyfrned:”R u Sure, Ye mera Baccha Hai..
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:”Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise
CHalega ?? :p πŸ˜€ :O πŸ˜€

Larki Ne Pocha Ye Pyar Kya Hota Hai

Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai?

Ladka- Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai

Dekho

Ladka= Cement
Ladki= Rait
Love= Pani

Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta…
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Ladki- (Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na? πŸ˜€

Washing my Boobs

Bf- Texting to his gf.
Hey baby..what’s up.?

Gf- Nothing much just
washing my BOOBS.

Bf- What.! :O

Gf- Yeah. It has become very
dirty. People keep
stepping on it a lot.

Bf- What the hell.. O.o

Gf- Why..?? Oh fish..!!
Sorry baby I meant.
BOOTS.
Damn this Automatic dictionary is
on.! :/

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