There are basically 7 TYPES OF
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking. .
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed. .
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks
7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally
once enters in your system don’t
leave even after format.:-P
Teacher: Definition of an upgrade?
Student: Take old bugs out n put the new ones.
Man: i heard Microsoft is going to make condoms,
Friend: That gives a new meaning to the words,
“General Protection Fault”.
Pathan: yar mujhy lgta sari umr me single hi rhun ga,
Pathan: Hr girl jisko b dekhun website domain name ki treh doosry k nam pe book hoti ha.
Girl putting the password for laptop,
Laptop error: “Too small”.
Google is the most powerful search engine,
But still cant find the chappal u lost outside of the mosque.
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karunga tumhara intezar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya.
Agr Computer windows
PUSHTO me hoti tu
Send = Wolega
Insert = wrka pake
Download = rakaga
Delete = chapa kol
Run = Tekhta
Alt ctrl de l= Takhta gene ghaim dey.
Sardar to Friend,
Yar meri biwi b google ha,
Friend: wo kesy.
Ik to hr cheez ki khabar rkhti ha,
Doosra ik sawaal kro. to ds jawab deti ha.
Is Google male or Female,
Google is a female,
It gives ten answers of every question always.