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An old man shirt quote

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An 0ld Man S T Shirt Qu0te
I Am N0t 50
I Am 16 With 34 Years 0f
Experience
That S The Attitude.

You are on a bus nd you need 2 fart

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U R 0n A Bus Nd U Need 2 Fart
But D Music Is Really L0ud
S0 U Time Ur Farts With D Beats
After A C0uple 0f S0ngs
U Start 2 Feel Better As U Appr0ach Ur St0p
As U R Leaving D Bus
Pe0ple Really Staring D0wn At U Nd
That S When U Realize
U’Ve Been Listening 2 Ur Ip0d.

Come like a horse

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C0me Like A H0rse
Sit Like A Thief
Nd G0 Like A King
This Sl0gan Was Written 0n A
Public T0ilet D00r.

There is always a sign board

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There Is Always A Sign B0ard
Drive Sl0wly Near Sch00l
But Never Near Girl S C0llege
Why
Because
There Vehicles Aut0matically
Get Sl0w.

Guys playing cards

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Guys Playing Cards
Guy1:I Pr0mised My Wife I’ll N0t Play Cards
Anym0re
Guy2:Then What The Hell Are U D0ing N0w
Guy1:I Never Pr0mised I W0n’t Tell Lies.

Life is like a book

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Life Is Like A B00k
Each Day U Read A New
Page With Adventures T0
Experience
Many Less0ns T0 Learn Nd
G00d Deeds T0 Replicate
Have A Very C0l0rful Page Everyday.

I just broke up with someone

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I Just Br0ke Up With S0me0ne
Nd The Last Thing She Said
T0 Me Was
U Will Never Ever Find Any0ne
Like Me Again In Ur Life
I Am Thinking I Sh0uld H0pe
N0t If I D0 N0t Want U
Why W0uld I Want S0me0ne Like U.

My hands never have pain

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My Hands Never Have Pain
When Typing Sms F0r U
But My Heart Always
In Pain When There Is N0
Reply F0r Me.

Never kiss a police woman

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Never Kiss A P0lice W0man
She Will Say ST0P Hands Up
Never Kiss A D0ct0r
She Will Say NEXT PLZ
Always Kiss A Teacher
She Will Say GHALAT
Dubara Kr0.

As the day gives way to night

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As The Day Gives Way T0 Night
I Miss U Having By My Side
My Heart Is Singing The S0ng T0 Say
I’ve Been Missing U M0re Than
W0rds Can Say.

 
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