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its still a MONDAY :(

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Tomorrow is the Last Monday of 2015..

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WeLL…
its still a MONDAY :( :(

If u give a man a fish, he eats 4 a day…

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If  u give a man a fish, he eats 4 a day.

If  u teach a man 2 fish, he can always eat.

If  u give a man a fire, he’s warm 4 a day.

If  u light a man on fire, he is warm 4 the rest of his life. :P :D lolx

What is the longest word in the English language?

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Alisha:
What is the longest word in the English language?

Salma:
SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!” :P :D

I sing those words…

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Love so needs to love that it will endure almost anything,

even abuse, just to flicker for a moment.

But the sky’s mouth is kind,

its song will never hurt U, 4 I sing those words…

In truth, everything & everyone..

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In truth, everything & everyone
Is a shadow of the Beloved,

& our seeking is His seeking
& our words r His words…

We search 4 Him here and there,
while looking right at Him.

Sitting by His side, we ask:
‘O Beloved, where is the Beloved?’ :(

ICC has rules against thinking…

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Shahid to the umpire: “My players would like to know if ICC has rules against thinking.”

Umpire: “Thinking. Not really! Why do you ask?”

Shahid: “Well because my team thinks you are a dick.”  :P :D lolxxx

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

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Sadia: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Saqib: Because you can’t drink and derive…  :P :D lolxxx

He wanted to see time fly..

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Adam: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?

Rayyan: He wanted to see time fly.  :P :D lolx

Why R U late?

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Teacher: Why R U late, Ahsan?

Ahsan: There was a man who lost a 100 dollar bill.

Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Ahsan: No. I was standing on it. :P :D

2 fish in a bowl talking:

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2 fish in a bowl talking:

fish 1: Do you believe in God?

fish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water? :P :D lolxx

 
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