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A guy goes to sperm bank to give samples,
The girl at the front desk said,
Thank you for coming.
U only need 3.5 inches to satisfy a woman,
And that is called a credit card.
Sex is only game which is never,
Abandoned by bad light.
Nurse kept sardaar’s finger in mouth,
After blood test.
Sardar started dancing,
Nurse: what happened?
Sardar: Next is Urine Test.
Wife: why are u talking me with u to the Bangkok?
Husband: Because nobody carries a tiff-in to restaurant,
If u didnt get it,
Go watch pogo.
Difference in stress, Tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Two men went to call a girl,
First went in and came out n said,
My wife is better than her,
Second went in, came out n said,
Yes! your wife is much better.
Its the thing that satisfies,
Your mind body and soul,
Do it on bed or sofa,
In the car or anywhere,
Its called a prayer.
I really deeply wish that,
U are here with me in my room,
On my bed,
Lights off, We get under the blanket together,
To show the glow of new watch in the dark.