Girl calls the Help Desk

Girl calls the Help Desk
to complain a
computer problem.

Girl: When I type
computer password, it
just shows star star
star star.

Whatz the
hell ?

Help Desk: Mam,
those stars are to
protect you, so that if a
person standing
behind u, they can’t read
your password. πŸ˜‰ :p .

Girl: Yeah, but stars
appear even when
there is no one standing
behind me. ?
.
Ye Ladkiyan b naa πŸ˜€

Faadu Joke

Faadu Joke
1 ladki pull k uper se chalang
laganey hi wali thi ke,
Imran hashmi bike bike se wahan se gujar raha tha,

uske pas aa kar ruka
or bola k ,

agar tum sucide karney ja hi rhi ho to ek bar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..

wo ladki tyar ho gayi phir itni lambi or gehri kiss di

usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladkay ne pahley kabi nhi li kisi se,
imran : mera to bachpan se xpirieance h..

phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi

to ladki ne kaha:”
Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi kmai
ladki ban kar ghumu
.
.
Mera naam justin biber hai..:p :O:D πŸ˜€
imran Behosh :p

1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle

Sweet story… πŸ™‚
.
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute
pehle 2msg kiye..

1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..
Main ja raha hu reply fast.. .
1st reply GF ka aaya:”tum kahan
ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me
milenge..
Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua..:'( .

2nd msg dost ka aaya:”abe kaminey akele kaha ja
raha hai
ruk mein bhi aata hu..
.
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola
aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya..

Hard Disk Girls

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS…

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called’WIFE’ once enters in your system don’t leave even after
format.:D

Muje teri help chaiye

Girls :

1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

2nd Gal – nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu

3rd Gal – yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
jaldi bulaya hai

4rt Gal – kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya

5ft – yaar aaj muje padhayi
kerni hai
.
.
Boys :
1st Boy – yaar muje tumari help chaiye.

2nd Boy – kisi se panga ho gya kya
bol kitne bande bulau.

3rd Boy – majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan chalna hai

4rt Boy – bol kya baat hai ghar
vhar to baad mai chle jayenge

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