Zindagi me kuchh cheezon

Zindagi me kuchh cheezon ka mza hi or hota ha,

Jesy prhty prhhty so jany ka,
Teacher k lecture me kho jany ka,
Lab instruments ki watt lgany ka,
Library me books pr pen chlaany ka,
Friend ko lover k naam se chirhany ka,
Bar bar eye contact kr k man me muskurany ka,
Chalty chalty apny doston ko giraany ka,

Or phir un palon ko yaad rk k aaj bhi muskuraany ka.

Once An Old man

Once An Old man was waiting for
Train,
Boy:What’s the Time?
Old man: Sorry
Boy: Time?
Old man: No!
Boy: Why?
Old man: If i tell u the time, u will
ask my name, my job etc.
Then both of us will become
frank,
May b u get seat beside me. you may go 2 same city,
My daughter will come 2 receive me.
She is beautiful U both may fall
in love
Den she might insist to marry u &
I’m sorry I don’t want a son in-
law who doesn’t even have a
watch.

Boy: Bohat haraami ho uncle
ap.

Pappu rings a call centre…

Pappu rings a call centre…

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My internet is not working properly..

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Officer:

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Ok

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Double click on “My computer”

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Pappu:

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I can’t see ur computer..

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Officer:

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No no..

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click on “My computer” on ur computer..

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Pappu:

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How can I click on ur computer from my..

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computer?>..

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Officer:

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listen..

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There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur..

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computer..

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Ok..

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double click on it..

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Pappu:

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what the hell, what is your computer doing on..

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my computer..???

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Officer:

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Double click on ur computer..

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Pappu:

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On which Icon i’ve to click..

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Officer:

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“My Computer”..

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Pappu:…

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Oh u Idiot……

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Tell me where is ur office…

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I’ll come there and ..

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click on ur “Computer.”?? 😛 😀 lolx hahahahahahha

You can be my best friend!

Girl: You can be my best friend!
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Boy: Love me or ..

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move out of my life ..

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you have no other option…

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(Girl says nothing &…

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turns back and moves away)

Moral of the story:-
Do what the boy did,
That way you will come to know that if she was to stay or to move away.
That might help you take decisions either to move on or think about thw same person.
Or just drive yourself crazy…….

Tum mera humesha wait karti thi..

Eik ladki apneY boyfriend seY park mein roz milne jati.
Wo roz time par pohchti
lekin ladka hamesha late aata.
lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nai hoti…
1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi,
ladka gusse uskeY ghar gaya.
Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai,
sirf 6 din jeeye gi.
Ladka roteY huWe ghar aaya or sucide karney building kEY 100th floor
par gaya or….
ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Us mein likha tha……
“Tum mera humesha wait karti thi or me roz late ata tha ….
lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara wait karunga..”
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Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha…..
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Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega?
Janne ke liye…..
Dekhiye ….
Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv…

I know u want to kill me for this message…. 😀 😀 😀

 

Eik dukh bhari Chinese love story…

Eik dukh bhari Chinese love story…

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Meri to aankhe hi bhar aai…..

Khas taur par jab usne kaha ki… 汦睯攺 楬敮戭潬正漻 🙁 :'( 😀

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