Fees maafi k liye application

Fees maafi k liye application:

To,
The Principal
High school,

Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya.

Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath b chakkar nikla!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!

Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend.

Hausla Badhane Ke Liye

Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho,
ka Hausla Badhane Ke Liye
Ek Trick Khelti Hai
.
.
Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per Kiss
kare”
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.
Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath per Kiss karte hai..
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Lady Teacher:“ Jin Baccho ne 2
Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere Dono Gaal par kiss kare”
.
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Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai..
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.
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Tabhi Pappu bolta hai:“ Miss, Bistar
Bicha lo”
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Lady Teacher: “Kyun ????
.
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Pappu: “Mujhe Puri Book Yaad hai“ :p 😀

Teacher Shocked.

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