Washing my Boobs

Bf- Texting to his gf.
Hey baby..what’s up.?

Gf- Nothing much just
washing my BOOBS.

Bf- What.! :O

Gf- Yeah. It has become very
dirty. People keep
stepping on it a lot.

Bf- What the hell.. O.o

Gf- Why..?? Oh fish..!!
Sorry baby I meant.
BOOTS.
Damn this Automatic dictionary is
on.! :/