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If a key opens lots of locks

Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.

Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?

Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife) just delivered a Bacha (child)!
Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?
Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed!
Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I”m not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big and strong like a Cobra!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn”t look like your Punjabi Cobra is any bigger or stronger than those Dravidian King Cobras, because her Bacha is Kala (black)!

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